Opening rant

Hello there......

I find myself increasingly frustrated by the stupidity around me day in and day out and so I have decided to add my little corner of spleen venting to the web.

It'll be a bit sweary from time to time so if you are of the shrinking violet persuasion then best give it a miss, it's also (probably) going to rip into a lot of things which are currently (and to me at least, unfathomably) popular, so if you like popular telly or 'celebs' who need their ego stroked to validate themselves, or just good ole fashioned give it a miss!

Do you have to agree with, do I care if you hate what you read, don't like it? Don't read it, last time I checked we still have freedom of choice, so exercise yours if you feel the need. Mercifully I don't require validation, chip in if you have something useful to add, otherwise go forth, I'm just here to vent, it makes me smile and you may get a giggle out of it too.

Oh......and if you've found your way here from our website but closed that window, then click here to get back there (if you want to that is, it's not compulsory).

Monday, 11 April 2016

Hello again....

Haven't been here in a while,

Doesn't look like much has changed, big changes personally though (won't bore you with those).

May have to start posting CD coming soon at

back in a bit....

Monday, 16 April 2012

Fat bastard alert!

Protesters, why is it shocking that McDonald's are an olympic sponsor……burger chains don't make people fat. People make themselves fat with their inability to only have an occasional burger, so why don't you face reality and stop blaming the fucking delivery system and instead cite the actual cause of the growing obesity problem.

Which is that no one has any fucking self control these days and society seems quite happy to provide people with the crutch of labelling everything a medical or psychological problem. You're not a fat fuck because you eat too much shit and never get off your arse, you're just compensating for the fact that your parents didn't love you enough, or that your gerbil died the night before your driving test or some other bollocks......

Newsflash……if you eat to much of the wrong thing it'll end up round your waist and it's NOT the fault of McDonald's or KFC or Cadbury or Carlsberg, so stop whinging, get the fuck off my television and take some fucking responsibility for yourselves!

Nurse, I'm ready to go back to my room now…...

Monday, 30 January 2012

Well that's just fucked up!!!!!!

So some pissed up, gob shite, northern bint is the people's choice for winner of 'celebrity' big brother......

Hopefully this isn't a barometer for the country as a whole, that rather than find some drunk bird flashing her tits and being generally loud and offensive as disgusting as it is, we deem it entertainment, pat her on the back and proclaim 'well done dear'.

Most ordinary folk acting like this in your average high street would be arrested and banged up for the night not celebrated up and down the TV networks.

I suppose I'm being disrespectful and her hubby will want to beat me up now, well bring it on, I've not had a decent laugh all year. I'm sorry to inform you that if you are going to act like a tit on the telly then you are going to have to put up with the shit storm of mockery your actions generate.

Don't even get me started on the criminal misuse of the c word in this parade of under achievers, wannabes, never-gonna-bes and hapless rejects who are just doing the rounds of one reality show after another desperately attempting to cling to their five minutes of fame, rather than go out and work for a living.

Friday, 13 January 2012

New CD

Hello there.

Over at, (only if you're interested of course), you'll find my latest CD 'Through the Looking Glass'.

Give it a listen if you happen to be passing. 

Friday, 7 October 2011

Give it a rest Jesus

In the wake of the death of Messrs.’ Jobs, Dilley and Jansch, I would like to declare that I’ve had about enough of self righteous of morons!

You know the ones I mean, the ones who spent most of yesterday proclaiming that good people die every day and why should these ones be more important than any others.

Well I’ll tell you why (because you’re obviously too busy making glib pronouncements and trying to be sanctimonious to figure it out for yourself), it’s because we were aware of their existence, simple really. You can’t mourn the death of someone whose life didn’t register on your personal radar. Of course good people die every day, it’s a sad fact that has little or no impact on my life unless I happen to be aware of the person involved. Joe Sixpack who lives a mile up the road may cop it 15 minutes from now, I’ll never know and in blissful ignorance will not mourn him but apparently because someone famous pops off you all seem to want to remind me that life’s only certainty has happened to a lot of other people too……

Grow up. If the lives of these people didn’t touch yours in anyway then that’s fine, perhaps having this on the front pages has touched your own sense of mortality and reminded you of how little an impact your own existence has had on the world in which you live to anyone except those dear to you and how you’ll leave nothing behind except fading memories, but don’t try to make yourself feel better about that because people express regret at the death of other people of whose lives they knew a little about through their deeds.

Oh and as for Jobs and those of you who sought to point out his seeming lack of charitable donations……so what. What the guy does with his money is his business, we may never know whether he gave or not, I find it more distasteful when people in the public view trumpet their charitable endeavors like it’s some sort of salve for their own perceived guilt at being wealthy.

The guy was charitable or not, his choice. 

Saturday, 10 September 2011

New CD

For those who take an interest in such things, my new CD, now re-titled 'The Ripple Effect' is now available from

I thank you.....

Thursday, 25 August 2011


Spent yesterday writing and recording a new track for my forthcoming CD 'The More Things Change'. I hadn't intended to write at all but just got carried away and have ended up with what I know already will be the last track on the CD regardless of how many more I write, and it is fair to say that you can never add too many guitars!

I've got about half and hours worth of material spread over 7 tracks so far and probably need another 2 or 3 just to round it out. With my temporary work commitments during September I doubt I'll get the chance to do much, which will probably mean that I'll be finished with this one sometime towards the end of October, beginning of November.

My CD's are available on our website, where you can also hear a track called 'Ou est Sergeant Rock', from the new CD.