Opening rant

Hello there......

I find myself increasingly frustrated by the stupidity around me day in and day out and so I have decided to add my little corner of spleen venting to the web.

It'll be a bit sweary from time to time so if you are of the shrinking violet persuasion then best give it a miss, it's also (probably) going to rip into a lot of things which are currently (and to me at least, unfathomably) popular, so if you like popular telly or 'celebs' who need their ego stroked to validate themselves, or just good ole fashioned arseholes......best give it a miss!

Do you have to agree with me......no, do I care if you hate what you read here......no, don't like it? Don't read it, last time I checked we still have freedom of choice, so exercise yours if you feel the need. Mercifully I don't require validation, chip in if you have something useful to add, otherwise go forth, I'm just here to vent, it makes me smile and you may get a giggle out of it too.

Oh......and if you've found your way here from our website but closed that window, then click here to get back there (if you want to that is, it's not compulsory).

Monday, 16 April 2012

Fat bastard alert!

Protesters, why is it shocking that McDonald's are an olympic sponsor……burger chains don't make people fat. People make themselves fat with their inability to only have an occasional burger, so why don't you face reality and stop blaming the fucking delivery system and instead cite the actual cause of the growing obesity problem.

Which is that no one has any fucking self control these days and society seems quite happy to provide people with the crutch of labelling everything a medical or psychological problem. You're not a fat fuck because you eat too much shit and never get off your arse, you're just compensating for the fact that your parents didn't love you enough, or that your gerbil died the night before your driving test or some other bollocks......

Newsflash……if you eat to much of the wrong thing it'll end up round your waist and it's NOT the fault of McDonald's or KFC or Cadbury or Carlsberg, so stop whinging, get the fuck off my television and take some fucking responsibility for yourselves!

Nurse, I'm ready to go back to my room now…...

Monday, 30 January 2012

Well that's just fucked up!!!!!!

So some pissed up, gob shite, northern bint is the people's choice for winner of 'celebrity' big brother......

Hopefully this isn't a barometer for the country as a whole, that rather than find some drunk bird flashing her tits and being generally loud and offensive as disgusting as it is, we deem it entertainment, pat her on the back and proclaim 'well done dear'.

Most ordinary folk acting like this in your average high street would be arrested and banged up for the night not celebrated up and down the TV networks.

I suppose I'm being disrespectful and her hubby will want to beat me up now, well bring it on, I've not had a decent laugh all year. I'm sorry to inform you that if you are going to act like a tit on the telly then you are going to have to put up with the shit storm of mockery your actions generate.

Don't even get me started on the criminal misuse of the c word in this parade of under achievers, wannabes, never-gonna-bes and hapless rejects who are just doing the rounds of one reality show after another desperately attempting to cling to their five minutes of fame, rather than go out and work for a living.

Friday, 13 January 2012

New CD

Hello there.

Over at www.peterandhils.com, (only if you're interested of course), you'll find my latest CD 'Through the Looking Glass'.

Give it a listen if you happen to be passing.